A lot of you know I plan on applying for Big Brother 12, as I will release my video on here that will be sent to CBS.

As the days go by, my mind consumes more & more things that I can do while I am in the Big Brother house. The truth is, Big Brother and I have one main thing in common. What is it? We both want ratings. While Big Brother draws ratings for the drama that happens, I draw ratings for my attitude.

I have an attitude problem, no lie. But the fact is, I think my personality would fit perfectly on this television show. The longer the house guests keep me in that house, the more hell I will put them through.

My goal: To know that I have at least made it to the jury house before I show my true colors. The only way I will show my true colors is if I get placed on the block earlier than expected. I will lay low for the first 3 weeks.

But I swear on my life once I know I have at least made it to the jury house, let the hell begin. You may ask why the jury house... I'll tell you why. I figure if I can make their life hell in the household, I will make their life in the jury house hell as well.

What are some of my plans?

• To lie. The obvious of the game but I will take the lying to a whole new level. Everything that comes out of my mouth will be a lie.

• To make an alliance, then put them on the block right away. I don't have friends, why would I start now? :Wink: While most house guests need alliances, I am going to prove you can win without one single partner.

• To use body odor to my advantage. For some crazy reason, I think having major body odor in the house will work. So this means, I will stop showering and wearing deodorant. I will go up in front of people & pass gas or burp as I walk by them, another source of body odor. Yes, I can make myself pass gas when I want.

• Be a bully. Another thing I think may come to my advantage. You place me on the block, don't plan on sleeping. Because if you fall asleep, I will make sure you wake back up. I am going to pick fights. How? By coming out and say random things like, "I hear you're talking shit bitch..." when in reality, I didn't hear nothing. I will want to piss them off so bad they get in my face and I can laugh. Placing paranoia...

• I will act with bizarre mood swings. Meaning, I will be happy one minute talking to someone then totally flip my attitude and start bitching them out.

• Bully the biggest guy in the house. Not only would it look funny of a person my size bullying the biggest guy in the house, but I also feel it would send a strong message in the rest of the house that these "jocks" as they have labeled them over the years aren't as strong as they look. Over past seasons I have seen everyone seem kind of intimidated by the biggest people. Things will change.

• I want to tear the house in half. If I win HOH, I will tell one half who I want them to vote out, then tell a different half the other person. At the same time I will be telling the sides that the other side plans on voting out the other person.

• If I get placed on the block, the HOH will pick up a new side kick but this side kick will annoy the hell out of the HOH all week. I will make sure I sleep (When I can) while they're awake, then when they try to sleep I will keep them up making them miserable. I will follow them around making awkward noises and yelling at them every chance I get.

• I plan on throwing food competitions. Why? I don't care what I eat but I want my whole team to suffer. I'm not there to make friends or alliances. I want to piss them off any chance I get.

• The night before POV competitions I want to keep everyone up. The less energy they have, the better off I am. I'm not worried about me as I am used to staying up late.

• If I get on & win, I will give a 1/4 of my money to some charity.

I want to be America's #1 Bully. Forget America's Most Loved or America's Player. I want to take Big Brother to a new level. There has never been a character of my type and I want to change this.

They say Will is probably the greatest player to ever play Big Brother, I say, I am about to change Big Brother history.

CBS, accept my request. Please. I will not let you down.

So yesterday, I had finally got my letter off to the NFL to enter myself in the free agency market or the NFL draft for next year as a kicker. I did have my roommates mail it off, as I was feeling just a tad bit lazy. Forgive me.

Today is now day 2 since I have sent my letter off and I still have not received a response. They do say that the longer you wait for an answer, the better off you are. So as of right now, you could say my chances are looking for the better!

I also do realize that there is a chance that they haven't received my letter, since it was going to New York all the way from Nevada. But hey, I still like to think that my chances are pretty optimistic as of now. :Melon:

I will keep you up to date as the days go along, so stay tuned!

Book it, mark this thread, subscribe to it, do what you need to. This year is the year of the Raven. If I am wrong, which I won't be, you can bump this thread.

NFC:

NFC East:

Philadelphia Eagles - McNabb has new weapons on offense. Westbrook is healthy and the defense will be feisty this year. Final record: 12 - 4

NFC North:

Minnesota Vikings - Favre or no Favre, the Vikings right now are the best team in the North till proven otherwise. Defense, defense and more defense wins championships. Final Record: 11 - 5

NFC South:

Carolina Panthers - Lets face it, New Orleans, Atlanta and Tampa don't have what it takes to keep up with them hungry Panthers. PBA would be proud of me right now. Final Record: 13 - 3

NFC West:

Arizona Cardinals - Who gives a rats ass. Just get this conference over with already. Final Record: 9 - 7

Wildcards:

New York Giants - They're good, just not good enough anymore.

Atlanta Falcons - Matt Ryan is all hype people. Realize the truth before you. When he has an 0 - 2 record in the playoffs, maybe you'll begin to learn.






AFC:

AFC East:

New England Patriots - The man is back. Tom "Flower Pot" Brady. Whooooo. Look for the Patriots to roll in the East. Final Record: 14 - 2

AFC North:

Baltimore Ravens - This is the year of the Ravens. You may think I'm kidding, but I'm not. My premonitions are kicking in strong when it comes to this team. Ed Reed for president. Final Record: 13 - 3

AFC South:

Jacksonville Jaguars - This is kind of a stab in the dark. I don't see Indianapolis being much of a threat for the next several years. Tennessee was a flop last year. Hanging on by the whistle of a ref. Final Record: 10 - 6

AFC West:

San Diego Chargers - Yes Pac, I'm sorry for what I am about to say but please see NFC West as well. Final Record: 10 - 6

Wildcards:

New York Jets - Despite leaving the Ravens, I will say Rex will lead this team to the playoffs.

Indianapolis Colts - Peyton isn't getting along with the new coaching staff so well. Expect this to be one of the last playoff appearances from the Colts for a while.


SuperBowl Winner: Baltimore Ravens

Yes, it is the year of the Raven. Believe me.

I will update this blog weekly as the NFL weeks go by.

Tonight, the journey begins. The journey begins to become an NFL kicker. Tonight I will sit on my ass and write Roger Goodell and ask him just how I apply myself to enter the draft or the free agency market as a kicker.

I would like to try out as an NFL kicker. Why next season? Because during this busy off-season of mine, I would like to be able to work out my left leg. I figure an NFL kicker plays probably about 5 minutes a game total, at most. This will also not only make me a kicker but a great bench warmer as well.

When I am done writing my letter, I will take a picture of it, and upload it on my blog to provide proof. So folks, please wish me well on my journey as I will keep you updated day by day on my status.

Let my wild & crazy journey begin...